Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
This is 35 seconds of Neil deGrasse Tyson dancing or: The greatest 35 seconds of your entire life.
This is too amazing to eat!
when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information
Raleigh Becket is like proof that you can have ur super manly beefcake action hero and make him not a misogynistic shitwaffle tho
i get mras and mrsa confused
one’s a virulent plague upon the vulnerable members of society which is hard to treat and even harder to eradicate
the other one’s methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus
MISANDRY AND SCIENCE
Eddie Murphy at the 60th Academy Awards in 1988
I had to cut this speech down to be able to fit it into a gifset so I uploaded the full thing to youtube and recommend checking it out for yourself.